Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a severe cognitive impairment triggered by exposure to political discourse. First identified in late 2016, TDS has spread rapidly through various transmission vectors, primarily social media and 24-hour news cycles.
Studies show that TDS affects individuals across all demographics, though certain risk factors may increase susceptibility. The condition is characterized by a complete inability to process information rationally when certain political topics are mentioned.
TDS spreads primarily through:
The TDS incubation period varies widely, from immediate onset to gradual development over months of exposure. Many individuals may be carriers without realizing they've been infected.
Recognizing the symptoms of TDS is crucial for early intervention. Symptoms may range from mild to severe and often worsen with continued exposure to triggering content.
Mild: Occasional irritability when discussing politics
Moderate: Regular emotional outbursts and difficulty maintaining perspective
Severe: Complete inability to process opposing viewpoints
Critical: Total disconnection from reality and loss of basic rationale
WARNING: If you or someone you know is exhibiting severe symptoms, seek help immediately. Early intervention is key to recovery.
Testing for TDS is simple, non-invasive, and can be done in the privacy of your own home or at designated testing centers nationwide.
Take our quick self-assessment to determine if you should seek professional testing:
If you answered "yes" to two or more questions, you should consider getting tested.
TDS testing is available at all major social media detox centers and rational thinking clinics nationwide. Use our testing locator to find the nearest facility.
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Prevention is the best defense against TDS. Following these guidelines can significantly reduce your risk of developing symptoms:
Maintain a healthy distance from highly partisan content and practice good information hygiene:
REMEMBER: We're all in this together. By practicing good information hygiene, you help flatten the TDS curve and protect vulnerable populations.
While there is no cure for TDS, various treatment options have shown promising results in managing symptoms and promoting recovery.
Several experimental treatments are currently in clinical trials, including:
Consult with a certified Rational Thinking Specialist to determine the best treatment plan for your specific condition.
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"I didn't realize how bad my TDS had become until I found myself screaming at my television for three hours straight. After six weeks of treatment, I can now scroll past political content without having a meltdown. My family says they finally have me back."
- Anonymous, Recovered TDS Patient
"We lost my father to severe TDS in 2020. He spent 18 hours a day online, cut off contact with anyone who disagreed with him, and eventually moved to a cabin in the woods with no internet. We're sharing his story to help others recognize the warning signs before it's too late."
- Family Member of TDS Victim
This section is dedicated to those who have lost their basic rationality to TDS. Their stories serve as a powerful reminder of the importance of early intervention and treatment.
If you would like to share your TDS story to help others, please submit it to our national database.
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Download and share these resources with friends and family:
Connect with others affected by TDS:
TDS Crisis Hotline: 1-800-RATIONAL (Available 24/7)
Report suspected TDS outbreaks to your local Rational Thinking Authority
REMEMBER: Get tested before you lose your basic rationale! Early detection saves relationships.